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The Class.
theCREATEDday: o2/o1/o8! ( when we were formed ;D )

The Feisty Olympian 2008
3rd in Y1 recycling box competition 2008
3rd in Y1 & 2 MSP Quiz 2008
3rd in Y1 Chinese Storytelling Competition 2008
3rd in Y2 NE Environmental Show 2009
2nd in BSP Quiz 2009
4th in Interclass Soccer 2009
Joint winner of Class League 2009


Form Teacher: Mr Tan Yeong Chye
Maths Teacher: Mrs Koh Swee Ling
Chinese Teacher: Ms Zheng Jing Wei
LA Teacher: Miss Kal Chan
ACC Teacher: Miss Li Xin
Science Teacher: Mr Tan Yeong Chye/Mrs Serene Chu
History Teacher: Mr Hardi Zein
PE Teacher: Mr Ian Kwok
CME Teacher: Ms Ho
Geog. Teacher: Mrs Chin Wanee
GAP Teacher: Mrs Goh
Music Teacher: -no more music!):-
Malay Teacher: Cikgu Noorizan
Computing Teacher: Mr Pang/Lim

Chairperson: Pei Shan
Vice-chairperson: Darien
Secretary: Chit Yee
Treasurer: Jian Chong
Science rep.:Thiri
Maths rep.: Iris
Chinese rep.: Vivian & Zheng Jun
LA rep.: Sarah
ACC rep.: Zhi Min
History rep.: Rong Ying
Sports rep.: S.Xin Yi & Wei Qiang
CIP rep.: Cassandra
AV rep.: Melvin & Ching Ying
Geog. rep.:Julia
GAP rep.: -not chosen yet-
NE rep.: Lin Min
Cleanliness rep.: L.Xin Yi
Malay rep.: Laura
Birthday rep.: Laura
Student Councilors: Felicia, Rebecca, Venus & Jing Pei

people of the CLASS!
#o1 Cassandra — Symphonic Band
kessie_616@hotmail.com
#o2 Felicia — Volleyball
gohsuyi@hotmail.com
#o3 Rebecca — Softball
cranky_freakypig@hotmail.com
#o4 Rong Ying — SJAB
cream-n-cookies@hotmail.com
#o5 Sarah — EDS
sljm_95@hotmail.com
#o6 Ching Ying — EDS
northstar_1995@hotmail.com
#o7 Lim Xin Yi — NPCC
cutie_girl2412@hotmail.com
#o8 Iris — SJAB
#o9 Vivian — Softball
vianong1205@yahoo.com.sg
Jewel_BFFLF@hotmail.com
#1o Chit Yee — Softball
babyangelchityee@gmail.com
#11 Laura — Symphonic Band
wackylaura-ymr@hotmail.com
#12 Siow Xin Yi — Basketball
selina_fann@msn.com
#13 Thiri — Symphonic Band
tt_thiri@hotmail.com
#14 Julia — Symphonic Band
tan.shiyu.julia@hotmail.com
#15 Lin Min — SJAB
tenglinmin@hotmail.com
#16 Venus — Symphonic Band
yellow_venus@hotmail.com
#17 Pei Shan — Symphonic Band
wishing_star_upon_me@hotmail.com
#18 Belinda — Air Weapons Club
galz_rulez95@hotmail.com
#19 Melvina — Track and Field
cheang_melvin@hotmail.com
#20 Darien — Golf
flamerzrox13@hotmail.com
#21 Wei Qiang — Volleyball
i-me-not-myself@hotmail.com
#22 Zong Ming — Scouts
#23 Jing Pei — Scouts
hejingpei@hotmail.com
#24 Zheng Jun — NPCC
#25 Zhi Min — NPCC
dark_magician1026@hotmail.com
#26 Jian Chong — SJAB
ojc999@hotmail.com

Visited.


Tagboard





Linkage
#o1 CASSANDRA
#o2 FELICIA
#03 REBECCA
#o5 SARAH
#o6 CHINGYING
#o9 VIVIAN
#11 LAURA
#12 S.XINYI
#16 VENUS
#17 PEISHAN
#19 MELVIN
#2o DARIEN
#26 JIANCHONG

TOM
DICK
HARRY
THE COOKIE SELLER

2ALTAIR'o9
2BELLANCA'o9
2CLEON'o9
2DARIA'o9
2ERASMA'o9
2FOTINI'o9
2GALEN'o9
2HELEA'o9
2IDYLLA'o9
2JENO'o9
2KIRON'o9

1ASTRA'o9
1BISTREA'o9
1CASTRO'o9
1DROVER'o9
1ECRU'o9
1FERRA'o9
1HELIO'o9
1IVER'o9
1KELLYX'o9
1LISBON'o9

2ANTLIA'o8
2DELPHINUS'o8
2ENIVE'o8
2FORNAX'o8
2JUBIX'o8
2LECTRA'o8

JERELD
VIVIAN

The Song





thelyrics! (: Song Title: At The Beginning

We were strangers
Starting out on a journey
Never dreaming
What we'd have to go through
Now here we are
And I'm suddenly standing
At the beginning with you

No one told me
I was going to find you
Unexpected
What you did to my heart
When I lost hope
You were there to remind me
This is the start

Life is a road
And I want to keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep flowing
Life is a road
Now and forever
Wonderful journey

I'll be there
When the world stops turning
I'll be there
When the storm is through
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

We were strangers
On a crazy adventure
Never dreaming
How our dreams would come true
Now here we stand
Unafraid of the future
At the beginning with you

Life is a road
And I want to keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep flowing
Life is a road
Now and forever
Wonderful journey

I'll be there
When the world stops turning
I'll be there
When the storm is through
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

I knew there was somebody somewhere
Like me alone in the dark
Now I know my dream will live on
I've been waiting so long
Nothing's gonna tear us apart

Life is a road
And I want to keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep flowing
Life is a road
Now and forever
Wonderful journey
I'll be there
When the world stops turning
I'll be there
When the storm is through
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

Life is a road and I wanna keep going
Love is a river I wanna keep going on...
Starting out on a journey
Life is a road and I wanna going
Love is river I wanna keep flowing
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you.

Archives
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Credits
Lovedrops♥
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Sunday, March 22, 2009
♥ 12:49 AM

hey :D. copied from my dhs mail.

Dear 2L,
Please kindly bring along at least 5 pieces of graph paper for our math lesson on Monday. For the 11 of you who did not hand in your Quadratic Equation Assignment 4, hand them in tomorrow. For your reminder, it is a graded assignment. Thank you for your kind attention to this.


miss lee.

SO YAH. BRING GRAPH PAPER O.O
*do you guys even read it -.- *

and the 11 of you. idk who you are.
but remember to bring kay (:

考查's on tuesday (:
geog due on tuesday too (:

Tuesday, March 17, 2009
♥ 7:24 AM

homework for march hols:

chinese:
ju ben
*maybe yue du bu tie?

language arts:
comprehension skills worksheet - whole thing except last page

math:
NONE!

science:
SIP - finish procedure, start on experiment.
revise food test(tested on week 2)
revise digestive system(tested someday..?)

computing:
assignment - due on first day of school..

history:
writing newspaper article about raffles founding new settlement - singapore

geography:
food performance task

CME:
the 6 dunmanian quality
*2 groups of 6, 2 groups of 7


THAT SHOULD BE ALL! SPELLING ERRORS JUST FORGIVE ME
D:


`yps

NO CLASS OUTING DURING MAR HOLS ♥ 7:14 AM

SORRY 2L

guess have to inform you guys that this march holidays there is NO class outing
really sorry for it.
me, darien, chityee and jianchong did not have enough time to discuss between us, and also to you guys about the venue, etc.
also, guess you guys are having stress over assignments, homework, projects. yeah?

hence, we will have TWO class outings in the june holidays. one at the start, one at the end (:
you must attend at least ONE of the class outing.

the beach-y outing will be held too (:

sorry and hope you understand!!
real sorry!

`yps

Monday, March 16, 2009
♥ 10:17 PM

WALAO PEISHAN THE RUDE CLASS CHAIR,
UPDATE LEH! -.-

Friday, March 13, 2009
♥ 1:11 AM

YO DEARS (:

Sorry for leaving class early today. -.-
SO I'M HERE TO LIVEN UP THE BLOG.

i ate orange medicine which lowered my fever. (:
its orange.
the pink one didn't work.
it shows the proness of orange! :D

Monday, March 9, 2009
RANDOM --- RANDOM ♥ 5:48 AM

you guys have most likely heard this before...

Voodoo dick
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else.
So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, the old man "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except..." and he stopped."
"Except what?"
"Nothing, nothing."
"C'mon, tell me ! I need something!"
"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'"
"So what's up with this voodoo dick?" the businessman asked.
The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"
"Ahh, but you haven't seen what it'll do yet."
He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door."
The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said
"Voodoo dick, get back in your box!"
The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more.
Businessman "I'll take it!"
The old man resisted, saying "it wasn't for sale", but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say...
"Voodoo dick, my pussy."
He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before.
After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing.
The officer looked at her for a second, and then said:
"Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!"

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Good excuse
A guy bought a new Mercedes and was out on highway 2 for a nice evening drive. the top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 140Km/h he suddenly saw red and blue flashing lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes, "he thought to himself and opened her up further. the needle hit 150,160...
Then the reality of the situation hit him. " what in the world am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him took his license without a word and examined it and the car." It's been a long day,"said the cop "this is the end of the shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like doing anymore paper work, so if can give me an excuse for your driving that i haven't heard before, you can go."
They guy thinks for a second and says," last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
Have a nice weekend," said the officer
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Quotes
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting? Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting? Lisa: This conversation is over. Homer: This conversation is *under*. Lisa: Goodbye. Homer: *bad*bye

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.

Marge: [on radio] Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over.Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that's over. I was worried for a little bit.

Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the ... uh ... what cures cancer?

Carl: Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch.Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!Carl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs.Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!

Mr. Burns: I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant.

Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story.

Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

ok thats all folks. (sorry for spamming the blog) jc

Saturday, March 7, 2009
♥ 4:15 AM

HI PEOPLE.
Here to revive this blog somemore.
I HAVE GOT something to ask, being BIRTHDAY REP and all.
This may as well be useless or irrelevant, but still. I wanna know. Cause two years ago i recall making a giant crayon-ed list of people's birthdays. But I dont think that'll apply now, cos of the giant homecoming list with post-its on it.

SO... I think I should do something else about the birthdays.
AND... Me and PeiShan have discussed on options. Roughly.

FIRSTLY... we can use the WHITEboard [not noticeboard. i thought it was noticeboard at first when peishan smsed] at the back of the class to list down the birthdays, and do cancelling and stuff, then at the bottom write: UPCOMING BIRTHDAY/S. and... yeah.
Yay.
OR... we can use the big homecoming thing list for the birthdays, but write the upcoming birthdays on any whiteboard, front or back.
Please call 1800 123 4567 with your vote.
Haha. joking. voice out your opinions! xD and feel free to suggest other options.
And if not, we'll go ahead with option number one.

Haha.
I think this moved his face down enough, did it?
The class would probably benefit from tagging WITHOUT a freakish face staring out at you through your comp screen.
No offence though melvin. Its just freakish. xD

Love,
LalaLuluFafaFufu [MamaMoomoo?] Bird.

Friday, March 6, 2009
♥ 7:02 AM

HELLO all!

i am here to revive this blog

first of all:
homework for today! :D

`math pythagoras' theorem example 1&2 + another worksheet
`ju ben

* Food tests, Malay tests on week 2 (:
* acting out of ju ben on week 1(:

` please do come early on monday by 7.45am, to have some class bonding games!
` hope to see you guys on 21 march 2009 at dk where de park/beach o.o LOLS!!

love ya lots,
YPS